rawdi-kun:

vulgarweed:

hobbitkaiju:

yellowxperil:

welp, i know how i’m spending my sunday

I LAUGHED OUT LOUD

Me too.
But it’s so fucking ridiculous. The etiquette rules are: The person who arrives at the door first holds it open for the person who arrived second. A younger or more able-bodied person always holds the door for someone who is elderly or disabled. Someone with free hands should hold the door for someone whose hands are full carrying things. If you’re alone, you should always glance behind you and make sure there’s no one there so you don’t let a door slam in someone’s face out of obliviousness. You should always nod and smile at someone holding a door for you, and vice versa.
Gender has JACK SHIT to do with the real etiquette.

thank you

rawdi-kun:

vulgarweed:

hobbitkaiju:

yellowxperil:

welp, i know how i’m spending my sunday

I LAUGHED OUT LOUD

Me too.

But it’s so fucking ridiculous. The etiquette rules are: The person who arrives at the door first holds it open for the person who arrived second. A younger or more able-bodied person always holds the door for someone who is elderly or disabled. Someone with free hands should hold the door for someone whose hands are full carrying things. If you’re alone, you should always glance behind you and make sure there’s no one there so you don’t let a door slam in someone’s face out of obliviousness. You should always nod and smile at someone holding a door for you, and vice versa.

Gender has JACK SHIT to do with the real etiquette.

thank you

laughingatmisfortune:

We’ll do it live!

how does he even have his job still. Like how did he keep his job after this?

meanplastic:

180mph:

OMG… today at school I asked to use the bathroom because i HATE MATH CLASS!! and im wasting time and after 5 minutes of taking selfies and blogging on my tumblr blog my teacher walks into the bathroom and says “What are you doing?” And I accidentally said “None of your business, Cumberbitch!” and he stood there shocked but then he said “Who do you ship?” and now we follow each other on tumblr!

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Jack was employed into service for the East India Trading Company and was given command of the Wicked Wench. However, after he set free a cargo of slaves, his employer, Cutler Beckett, had Jack branded as a pirate and the Wench set aflame and sunk.

After failing to rescue the Wench, Sparrow struck a bargain with the ghostly captain of the Flying Dutchman, Davy Jones, to resurrect his beloved vessel. Jones returned the ship to Jack in near perfect condition except for the permanently charred hull. This prompted Jack to rename her the Black Pearl. (via)

castiels-mind-tardis:

pantheos:

just-a-skinny-boy:

plaid1shirt3days:

just-a-skinny-boy:

If you feel stressed, just watch this gif for a while.

Wow this gif is soda pressing.



get out 

castiels-mind-tardis:

pantheos:

just-a-skinny-boy:

plaid1shirt3days:

just-a-skinny-boy:

If you feel stressed, just watch this gif for a while.

Wow this gif is soda pressing.

get out 

wellheyproductions:

mime had it coming

wellheyproductions:

mime had it coming

rukafais:

plasmalogical:

your humble spymaster

politics is a dangerous game

rukafais:

plasmalogical:

your humble spymaster

politics is a dangerous game

hybridblood:

thewomanfromitaly:

anukii:

uniquelyevil:

heyfunniest:

Pokemon irl 

Fuck no

Oh shittttt

DON’T DO THIS TO ME NO ONE WILL EVER SEE ME AGAIN AND I WILL LOSE SO MUCH WEIGHT

imagining trying to hatch eggs to breed for iv’s/ev’s/shininess

hybridblood:

thewomanfromitaly:

anukii:

uniquelyevil:

heyfunniest:

Pokemon irl 

Fuck no

Oh shittttt

DON’T DO THIS TO ME NO ONE WILL EVER SEE ME AGAIN AND I WILL LOSE SO MUCH WEIGHT

imagining trying to hatch eggs to breed for iv’s/ev’s/shininess

juniorbizarre:

how did i forget about this i’m crying

juniorbizarre:

how did i forget about this i’m crying

shameglobe:

i want to see homestuck animated like how they do canadians on south park

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teaseon:

ultrafacts:

Want more facts? Visit the Ultrafacts blog!

The national geographic one gets me all the time.

robofillet:

counterpunches:

literally just a clip of ravers dancing at a music festival, but with the rave music taken out and Benny Hill music put in x

I am never dancing in public ever again

faceityourenevergonnamakeit:

consulting-kitkat:

creamteasandjammydodgers:

danisnotofire:

look at these boots and tell me you dont immediately want to go adventuring in them holy shit i love these shoes so much

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WHERE CAN I GET THEM

Here you go (X)

chiaki-nanamayor:

dude, why are you wearing a table.

chiaki-nanamayor:

dude, why are you wearing a table.